Safety glasses
I’ll stick em up your nose
I breathe through mouth
Well since those bones are in your nose. What do I shove down your throat??
I know.
Tear my jaw off while I am still reacting to the bones in my nose
Then I shove those bones until they hit your brain
Make sure to aim for the thin cribriform plate, only half an inch long.
Alright
Guess im gonna have to go all in. This’ll be tight af
King Bach’s Comically Large Ice Cream Scooping Utensil
i will mug the mugger’s ice cream
man yall dumb
my weapon of choice?
a pillow of course
according to the prompt, the mugger will have a weapon similar to what I choose
therefore I can have a pillowfight with the mugger
are you boredom inducing on purpose or is this just how you are
Mares Leg
A 1 TB disc of loli hentai that only I have keys to!
id bring a bulletproof vest and my fists.
mm…I would have a hard, big object (a brick, logs,…) since I’m not a gun person and I can’t use knives either
or maybe use my fists instead
You are a freaking tank
I need missiles
