Will you press it?

how the hell am i going to fight with my profile can someone please create a story about it?

I could win against isaac in a fight but because thatā€™s kinda fucked up I think Iā€™d rather not and instead help him get into a safer household and some clothing

rodrigo punches a painting on the wall that depicts someone punching someone else.

yay 10000000000000 dollars

All I gotta do is beat up my 8 year old self, free billion dollars

Great history , I" crying" now

Great history , I" crying" now

(oops necrobump)

ā€œ@DubiousLittleTyp0 the man of necrobump magicā€œ - Cookie God

What about now

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I main skateboard rocketeer is doomed

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It doesnā€™t say I have to win the fight to get the money.

you could probably beat up a fat penguin tho

but that fat penguin uses a hammer
have you also seen how beefed up he gets?

Considering itā€™s Doggo Guts, probably death

dodge and take the hammer, flippers donā€™t have grip strength

tho if it is buffed up dedede you are probably screwed

even if i manage to take the hammer, dededeā€™s probably going to just inhale and launch me to god-knows where.
Or worse - go on all fours. (Unsure if he can do that though, considering that he was possessed when he did that.)

also, he does have grip strength, since he can swing around with a fricking rocket-powered hammer and still have it in his hands.

why is this thread still alive

It got necrobumped, I replied before I realized that. Now Iā€™m having a conversation with another good fellow on why a fat penguin can/cannot beat me in a fight.

rip his tongue out

My profile picture is an OC I created for a world building project I made

Rudolf is a great sharpshooter and will kill me easily
and Ratia was born with natural wind magic and is proficient at utilizing itā€¦

so big NO