You and your pfp have a cooking competition against each other

my daily ( not even daily, this is like my 3rd today) necrobump

icarus is actually gonna curbstomp me cause he knows how to cook and im literally afraid to use a KNIFE
im losing even if he doesnt sabotage me…

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My pfp is the food itself so im gonna fr lose

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i’d eat your pfp
literally

I’m cooking against the Australian Army and even though I barely know how to cook, any food tastes better than packed, 23 year old, military food.

Yeah, I’d win.

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question
if its nearly summer here is it nearly winter for you guys or is australia being opposite seasons js a joke??

Mate it’s literally winter in 3 days but somehow Autumn for us (me at least) felt like I was plunged in Siberia.

OH MY GOD
its true
australians dont lie about them being opposite seasons…

that’s just because seasons in the southern hemisphere are flipped, it’s more than just australia

I will cook against you. Cat supremacy.

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Ah yes, a fully competent human teenager with 2 opposable thumbs VS a small baby animal that can’t grab anything.

chances are I’d still lose :skull:

i would win maybe

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Niko oneshot can’t cook, but would still win because I would feel bad for them and I would just give up

Can Dedede even cook? Has he ever cooked?

Oh this’ll be easy (Neither of us know how to cook)

Mikhail has perfect cooking skill while I dont

I will lose

OH MY GOD HIIIII AUSTIN HIII
welcome to the forums :333

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my pfp would kill me :man_mage:

oh damn
11 months ago since I made the post

I win, even though Illuko can totally kick my ass. Because this goofy goober that happens to be a demigod can’t cook to save her life.

(Then again Adans will probably help her cheat, so I’m prolly screwed).

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