Make the game permadeath. Make it so you have to buy rolls for every character you make. There is a rare system that gives you traits, 99 percent of the time your character will be weak as fuck. Then you add another roll system for magics. The magics also have traits, which, again, 99 percent of the time will be weak as fuck.
Every time you die you pay 200 robux to get another life. The game has as initial cost of 800 robux, by the way.
To gain a mere 50 levels requires 4 hours of work, excluding the amount of times you will die to overpowered NPCs. Players will also be on your ass, that is if they can survive the moment they spawn in. At the end of the story, the boss will do a cutscene that will kill you if you don’t press B 10x in the span of a second.
Intentionally make servers laggy. Give a ton of moves thousands of iframes.
Label AO as “Roblox’s Hardest Game”. Pursue that label when advertising
Don’t make the game mobile or xbox compatible, but still allow it to be bought on mobile devices and xbox. Scam toddlers out of Robux.
All weapons have a durability mechanic. Most of your weapons break after you use them for only 5 minutes.
Bribe famous YouTubers to play the game. Have the influx of flamingo fans become your primary source of revenue.
Flood the game with overpowered gamepasses. You want to stop paying robux when you die and want to play again (For some reason?), you can stop the occasional buy and just spent 30$ not to worry with that. Make a 100$ gamepass that gives you admin commands. Neglect the inevitable abuse that comes with it. Make a 60 dollar gamepass that gives you fucking “Durza’s DickDagger” or “Theos’ Phoenix Drip Saber” or something. It can 2 shot, 1 shot, regardless of level.
People will dismiss your game as really bad instead of designed well once they play it for a bit. Reap in the rewards this gives. All attention is good attention. When people complain about AO, it will be free advertising. Thousands of people decide to hop on AO due to all the complaining they see online. “It can’t be that bad, right?”
Boast about AO on Twitter and how good it is. Add AO NFTs. This creates more drama, but drama is advertising, so by doing this I get even more money. The people that hate me are my moneymakers. They are my advertising agency. Haters are undercover fans. Haters are people who turn on my money printers in the morning, afternoon, and midnight.
AO is now known as the worst game on Roblox, and the Arcane Universe’s reputation will be forever tainted in a negative light due to this one game. The people in the AR discord have a good laugh, then cry themselves to sleep.