but can you?
100%
Ya’ll keep going with the itty bitty weakling Pokémon. What, are you afraid or something?
Don’t be. Ash Ketchum proves that teenagers straight up cannot die in the Pokémon world.
yea that kid revives like 5 times throughout the series
“If you fought Arceus at his prime, who do you think would win?”
“Well, if he was at his prime it would give me some trouble…”
“But would you lose?”
that fish can jump over mountains, imagine what that slap would do
Surprised nobody has said magikarp or a route 1 bug pokemon yet
Anyways I would pick wobuffet
I could win by literally just walking away from it, since it had no direct attacks
I pick dreepy and the weapon of my choice is a poltergust G00
Dreepy specifically because the dex entry literally says its so weak that a human toddler could beat it up
Wait, what?
I WILL FLAWLESS VAPOREON 3-0 
dex entry mentions it and in the anime goh’s massive magikarp jumped into space
Damn, maybe I messed up choosing it…
Magikarp jump is literally a mobile game
people forget about that game. I forget how high my magikarp jumped
On second thoughts, I would probably fight an Audino. I mean what’s it gonna do, heal me?
it could heal itself
I would fight an audino that doesnt know life dew or wish, simple
Gardevoir.
tactical black hole: incoming
Unless you tryna fight a gardevoir you own, then it’ll let you win