These forums need a random irrelevant side character with absolutely no confirmed lore or importance, who’s being attributed the most random and stupidest feats imaginable.
I vote to give that role to Quantavious Bingleton, the beloved Sailor’s lodge auctioneer.
Did you guys know that Quantavious Bingleton once climbed mount Othrys in 3 minutes, of which he spent 2 minutes and 45 seconds playing golf with the ancient cave bear at the entrance?
The only reason Lazarus curse stopped reviving king Octavious after the 2nd time is because it remembered that, if it defeated Silas, it’d be forced to live in a world together with Quantavious Bingleton.
Ormolu wasn’t sealed inside Stepstones, they were hiding from Quantavious Bingleton.
Pelion rift was built to protect atlanteans and dragons from Quantavious Bingleton.
Quantavious Bingleton. Leading Auctioneer, Bronze Sea. Once earned 100,000 Drachma from selling gems with one foot tied to a concrete block. Started auctioning at age 3. Does auctions like Spassky plays Chess. Says “A smart auction-player can win against an affluent auction-player five times out of seven.” His shop shows what he means. - Zormego
Quantavious Bingleton once swam a couple laps in the harvest island inlets and that’s what created the permanent whirlpools - Iris
Children check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Quantavious Bingleton.
Hm… don’t we do that (attributing absurd feats to side characters) with every character? I remember when people made such claims about Mayor Tilly, and Dotta of Redwake, for example.
Quantavious Bingleton, Dotta of Redwake and mayor Tilly leave on separate islands because the universe would collapse into a singularity if the three of them met on the same island.
If you’re talking about Ruby Roger, he has too many separate appearances (Frostmill, Sailor’s Lodge, Tidecliff), with direct mentions of some of his capabilities in the game (capable of sinking both Navy and Pirate ships, could apparently use magic to go over the whirlpools surrounding Tidecliff). Essentially, he’s not irrelevant enough to count, as far as I can tell.
See, you get it.
The whirlpools around Tidecliff isle formed when the island made a futile attempt to stop Quantavious Bingleton from landing on it. Of course, Quantavious Bingleton simply swam right through the whirlpools, but being the good sport he is, he commended the attempt and spared Tidecliff isle.
Quantavious Bingleton. Leading Auctioneer, Bronze Sea. Once earned 100,000 Drachma from selling gems with one foot tied to a concrete block. Started auctioning at age 3. Does auctions like Spassky plays Chess. Says “A smart auction-player can win against an affluent auction-player five times out of seven.” His shop shows what he means.
If ANY of y’all know the reference I will geek out
Quantavious Bingleton, Dotta of Redwake, and Mayor Tilly have a non-aggression pact. All of them are sure they’d win, but think the collateral damage from their clash would put The Fracture to shame.
