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Quantavious Bingleton, Dotta of Redwake and mayor Tilly created each other’s ancestors

Isn’t this just R.B?

Rb1 is Quantavious Bingleton’s alter-ego, he can shift into him at will.

people think the fracture was caused by archeron’s attack, but it was actually caused by Quantavious Bingleton kicking a rock out of boredom

to Quantavious Bingleton, the 11 unknowns are just the 11 knowns

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Ts has me chuckling
My go:
Despite not being a mage or spirit user, Quantavious Bingleton once tried to fly. He collected over a thousand arcane gunpowder barrels, but before detonation they all fell into the sea, leading to the phenomenon known as “Flying whales”

Quantavious Bingleton once sold water to a fish

Quantavious Bingleton’s toothpick was made from a shard of bone from Nero Caesar’s left thigh.

Nero willingly donated the shard, not wanting to anger Quantavious Bingleton.

Carina. She’s literally the most irrelevant person in AO

quantavious bingleton ate some of the nimbus lands in an event referred to as the breaking of the sky

Quantavious bingleton knows every “secret” as an obvious fact

Quantavious Bingleton once went on a business trip to the Thorne empire, but when he got there he realised he forgot his ship at home

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Quantavious Bingleton once got hit by a harming potion. Despite the doctors’ best efforts, the potion passed away the next day.

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Quantavious Bingleton once defeated Bluefighter’s 4 buff werewolf warlords of ambiguous sexuality

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If Quantavious Bingleton were to do the dragon blood ritual, he would be nerfing himself

Quantavious Bingleton actually doesn’t live at Sailor’s Lodge, Sailor’s Lodge lives at Quantavious Bingleton.

um what

Quantavious Bingleton manifested Sailor’s Lodge and its 50 inhabitants through sheer will.

Once, the capital of Azura named the main street after Quantavious Bingleton. They had to rename it very quickly, though, as nobody crosses Quantavious Bingleton and lives.

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one time, Quantavious Bingleton was taking a nap at Blackreach island when he was ambushed by 3 curse users. He managed to defeat them before getting rudely woken up by a tiger deciding to walk on his face.

Tuberculosis was exterminated after it made the foolish and futile attempt to infect Quantavious Bingleton.