To Quantavious Bingleton, an active volcano is just a hot tub
The reason Keraxe is invading Nimbus sea is because they don’t want to anger Quantavious Bingleton by invading Bronze sea.
The reason argos is so weak in game isn’t because he’s old, but because he tried to fight Quantavious Bingleton before the player arrived
Emphasis on tried, he couldn’t land a single hit on Quantavious Bingleton and was crippled when Quantavious Bingleton tripped him
Quantavious Bingleton once won a thumb war against the monkey’s paw
quantavious bingleton once defeated 10 ancient dragons at once with his pinky finger
Quantavious Bingleton once spectated the fight between Acheron and Theos on a mountain. Acheron, having merely sensed Quantavious Bingleton, shook in fear and reflexively casted the All Out Blast intending to kill him. Theos had thought that Acheron merely missed the blast, but he was actually aiming for Quantavious.
After the explosion, Quantavious climbed out of the depths of The Epicenter with a mere scratch on his elbow.
The scratch came as a result of him clumsily placing his hand while climbing out of the crater, which slipped and caused him to scratch himself with the fingernail on his thumb
Quantavious Bingleton doesn’t catch viruses or bacteria, viruses and bacteria catch Quantavious Bingleton
Quantavious Bingleton once ate a whole White Eyes shark from the inside
Quantavious Bingleton once walked into a room before remembering to open the door. They still haven’t fixed the hole in the wall.
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It’s said that Bingleton once spat into an abandoned steel mine.
That mine now is now full of the most conductive Arcanium in the world.
Quantavious Bingleton once visited Skyhall, but it was only when he arrived to his home at Sailor’s lodge that he realized he left his glider at home.
Quantavious Bingleton regularly collects rent from Atlanteans.
Quantavious Bingleton once tried taking up farming. After his first round of plowing created the ravine of Wind-row island, he decided against it.
Quantavious Bingleton once died out of boredom. Twice!
Quantavious Bingleton personally trained with Martin
The real reason the azure province got the best arcanium
Correction: Quantavious Bingleton personally trained Martin - as his best student, Martin reached 1/100000000000000000000000ths of his power
quantavious bingleton successfully committed suicide and lived to tell the tale
Bro dapped up hades and pet all three heads of cerberus on his way back
All at once with a single hand, at that!
Persephone: Is it possible to learn this power?