“Mage Femtex eh? Well nice to meet you! My name is Star-”
“I know what your name is StarForDays! I’ve come to defeat you with my ultimate weapon!”
“Guess I’m quite the charmer 
”
“Star, this isn’t the time to be playing games, can’t you tell she’s trying to kill us!”
“Don’t worry, with the weapon you gave me there’s no way we can lose!”
“Choccy Milk Explosion!”
“Ahhhhhhhh!!!”
“It’s a good thing this milk isn’t white or else this would be looking pretty bad right now!”
“What ever do you mean Femlevel80?”
“Wait a second Femlevel80, take a taste of this.”
“This choccy milk is bland! Where’s the flavor?”
“How dare you make fun of my milk! That’s it, I’ve had enough!!”
“Oh no, it seems that she really means business!”
“Double Chocolate Fudge Milk In A Glass! Let’s see if you can handle this!”
“It looks good, but let’s see how it tastes.”
“Simply Disgusting!”
“It’s horrendous! The flavoring of the chocolate is bland, the texture of the milk is just too creamy to withheld the balance of the milk entirely. Don’t let me even get started on the foam that’s on the top of the milk, you clearly were in a rush of presenting this causing the milk to look non-extravagant. The coloring is what throws you off the most making you think you’re about to taste rich, sweet, choccy milk but what you just get in return is a child that was born a mistake. What a complete and utter failure you are, and you call yourself a mage of the choccy milk arts, horrendous!”
“How could you say such stuff about my milk!”
“Sometimes it’s greater to witness the truth in the present than to witness a lie for a lifetime”
“Great words Femlevel80, I couldn’t agree more. As for you Mage Femtex I have two words for you…”
“Skill. Issue.”
“Noooooooooooo!”
[Mage Femtex has been defeated]
“Well we did it, we finally defeated her. What’s next?”
“As I said before Star we must go our separate ways, but on your journey I know someone who can help. His name is Cashier Joe and he works for the local Starwucks just down a couple miles. He’ll be able to help you out.”
“Thanks Femlevel80, till we meet again! Now I’m gonna go get some coffee, Im getting kinda tired myself. Will they have French Vanilla Creamer? I like those in my coffee!”
