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He then presses imaginary keys in his mind to communicate with likeminded people who also had this mental illness due to playing too much arcane odyssey.

Azuron hears a voice which proclaims, “Get back on track.”
Suddenly Azuron is flung to the stepstones and lands in front of Ren who says…

“WHY R U [demotitized]”

Azuron tries to make sense of what Ren had said but can’t because it was demonetized :skull:

“###########” said Ren. Azuron’s quest objective updated to “Climbing the Stepstones”. Azuron senses that this will not be fun.

Navy Forces Inbound!

Azuron should get climbing quick.

As Azuron climbs the stepstones, he realizes there are 6 heavy navy ketches after him and one of them has a navy commodore in it. He climbs faster, hoping he might outclimb the navy.

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suddenly, Azuron hears a voice in his head, the voice says “Roses are red”
what are roses?? Azuron thinks, while one of the navy fires a warning shot
“Walls are plaster, Azuron is fast, but the Navy is faster”

“Ultimate art…”
Azuron freezes.
“GLACIER!”
Azuron freezes literally.

Azuron is now in Palo Town, about to be executed.
“If you have any final words you may say them now.”

Azuron looks down on the crowd that gathers at his execution. Pirates, Assassins, and Navy all stood in unison, never before seen as these were warring factions in their own right. But here they stood, under a temporary truce eagerly waiting for what Azuron had to say…

Azuron begins to speak…

“N-
…”
he stays silent for a second
“NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP”

The people in the crowd breathe a sight of relief, knowing that at least one person isn’t going to scream that the “One Piece is real!”

Azuron respawns at the stepstones, now without notoriety. Looks like he needs to climb that all over again.

Azuron was in the middle of climbing when suddenly, he ignites a gunpowder barrel, sending him to the Silent Ire, where Shura was still busy fighting another person

Due to the fact Azuron had already done this quest, he could not help the other person. Azuron dies of exhaustion and respawns back at the stepstones. After 7 days, he finally gets to the top. Azuron now respawns at Circus Island.

Azuron walks into town, only to dash off the island.

He crashes into the ocean, and falls into the mouth of a White Eyes.

as azuron lands on the white eyes’ teeth, his fat dumpy causes a massive shockwave which launches him back up on to the island and knocks a tooth off the white eyes

Azuron is favoured by the gods.
Azuron sees Iris at Circus and instantly has a PTSD flashback.
Iris sees Azuron and recognizes him. Iris asks why Azuron is in Circus island.
Azuron responds with…

“i’m looking for a doctor, my cheeks ache”

Iris does not know how to respond.

New quest objective, find a doctor.

“Well, there’s a doctor down at Palo Town, if you’re willing to go back there.”
Iris, after a moment, says.

At that point, Azuron just gave up and reset character