Arcane odyssey anomoleg containment tutorial, do your part!

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL GUIDE FOR HOW TO CONTAIN AND ARCHIVE ALL INSTANCES OF THE ANOMALY 002 “OLEG”
(for legal reasons this is mostly satire and you don’t actually have to do this)

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what you’re looking at right now is currently the most active anomaly on the forums, OLEG. This entity was initially not very noticed during its humble beginnings, however, operative codenamed “fish” began to see it’s behaviours and brought them into the light, anomaly 002 is now one of the highest priority and most heavily monitored entity as of now.

OLEG is a notorious anomaly for spreading its influence on many, many posts. The posts it creates are generally currently under 6 subcategories of style that seem to follow no coherent pattern or rotation when being manifested, the 6 types of posts go as follows:

HOMOSEXUAL
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ANIME
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ANTHROPOMORPHIC
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“NORMAL” (OR “BEACON OF HOPE”)
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SCATOLOGICAL
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FEET
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these 6 subcategories can exist together on the same post, effectively creating hybrid posts that have many unpredictable results.

Now that you’ve been debriefed on what we’re exactly dealing with here, it’s time to teach you how to “contain” these strange occurences in order to conduct ethical and important research on the entity.

STEP 1: LOCATE THE ANOMALY
Find a post that OLEG has created.

STEP 2: DETAIN THE ANOMALY
Proceed to activate your AOTRX-QUOTATION-FNK20 stun rifles that you should have access to, and shoot the anomaly in a non lethal area.

proceed to also use “ctrl + C” to confirm the anomaly is down.

STEP 3: TAKE THE ANOMALY TO THE OIAEA (OLEG INVESTIGATION AND EVIDENCE ARCHIVE
take the anomaly to this topic that has been approved by the ODA and the AODC:

and comment under the post, your anomaly, like so:
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the end result:

you have contained the anomaly properly if you see the blue tracker chain to the post:

CONCLUSION:

The OLEG anomaly does not seem to have any known motives for it’s bizarre behaviour, this job is crucial for ensuring the safety of humanity, as well as the AO forum, good luck out there comrade, you’ll need it to make sure we contain every anomaly created not just by entity 002, but future possible beings to come as well.

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this informative debriefing and guide on the entity 002 is courtesy of the OCATD (OLEG CONTAINMENT AND TRACKING DEPARTMENT) and illegal distribution of this guide will result in severe legal consequences.

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remember: no OLEG left O-lone

oleg is so skrunkly :pleading_face:

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If Oleg is anomaly 002, what’s anom 001?

that was user4

neutralized

Anomaly 003 when?

anomaly 003 is donk