Empires Update Patch Notes (Discussion Thread)

Why do I hear boss music?

The Explosion Magic sizemaxxer looking at Caitara like a kid in a candy store:

I actually really like this idea.

… But yeah, then there’s this.

It’d prolly be more reasonable if you could set the uniform to certain sets or styles, like with Deckhand fashion, or maybe even certain sets made in certain styles specifically for a Clan Uniform feature.

On one hand it’d be cool, on the other hand you shouldn’t trust one player with the ability to force outfits onto others

True enough. And as much as

, I wouldn’t trust it to be put to a vote within a Clan, either.

Also, may I just say that every time I go to say Clan, there is this absolute raving, unhinged, feral, monstrous, terrible urge to say Guild and I hate it.

Why did they have to be called Clans it drives me insane.

(Don’t mind me, just a schizo tism gamer sweating the small stuff because yes).

i would absolutely hate having a clan uniform i like getting to have my own cosmetics

Vetex: i fix the stuffs

Roblox: but did you, tho ?

we may have lost cool shockwave effect
but we have gained satisfying structure destruction back

I still don’t think it’s a good tradeoff but eh

True, again, but, like…

Want. :heart_eyes:

And I don’t want to join the Navy or the AssS for it, before ya say something(especially since you have to seriously grind for those, and we do enough of that as it is).

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These actually look nice.

Though the lower picture’s pants are a little… Tight.

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awful lack of maid skirts tbh

The straps for their hats are so wack :sob:

Yes, that too. Besides that, they kinda have a cool action hero look to’em.

But again, christ those pants look hellish to wear…

Got that cartoonish toy soldier lookin ass fit

this armor both looks incredibly protective but also like it does nothing at all and lowkey its impressive

Speaking of armor…

VETEX. We live in a medieval/renaissance age that’s a dystopia at the same time.

WHERE’S MY BLOODY GAMBESONS AT, HAH?! You wanna talk immersion, then gimme my historically accurate(or as close to historically accurate as we can get in an alternate history scenario) armor, and I’ll be plenty immersed! I will be so immersed, I’ll literally glue my ass to my chair!

Sorry, your immersive item isn’t annoying enough to be added into the game!

(I hate dirt soo much man)

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Unimmersed crying sounds

Laggy? Nah.
Creating two memory leaks within a second? Absolutely.

The memory leak vs vetex war continues