STOP
hahah loser
fuck you burger looking ass
i do, in fact, look like a burger
i will EAT you
good luck with that one buddy
many have tried, all have failed.
and youre not special by any means
fine, i’ll lick the sauce off your buns
no wait
no
that sounds awful
goopman istg
don’t you fucking do it
DO IT
waited 10 minutes to give you hope 
woah calm down now
i can’t even tell if you’re being sarcastic
amazing
how is that even quotable
i give up
the laws of this land state that we have to quote the banana at least once per day