Forum Curses: The Second Act

[Sykadelik]

Anyway, Randomness I know you said you’d process later but I’m attacking now too

Singularity Barrage time

@discobot roll 1d20

[discobot]

8

[Sykadelik]

Shoot

[sanek_1]

Ray hooks TAITC with a fleshy fishing rod, pulling god towards him with the power of friendship and determination and making a fish fillet

@discobot roll 1d20

[discobot]

9

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

FORUM CURSES: into the smug dimension

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING EVENTS THAT TAKE PLACE ARE NOT CONFIRMED TO BE CANON UNLESS @Randomness SAYS SO Welcome, we’re glad you could make it. After that whole, erm, shall we say, “glitch” incident, you have proven yourself to be quite the capable fighters! You must be wondering, who exactly am I? That’s not quite important, but you may call me, Mr. Thorne The reason you’re currently here, in this heavily armored transport shuttle driving you hundreds of miles away from civilization towar…

[sanek_1]

damn you discobot

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

make character fr

bossfights aren’t as BS hopefully

[Flayire]

Randomness heres an idea for a boss

a 200,000 health demon king who can one shot 5 people in a row (bypasses abilities)

[Randomness]

nah

[Randomness]

not enough health

[Sykadelik]

Wiki update time

Btw Typ you honestly may as well ended the intro with “You are expendable. You are not expected to return.” It gives off Pressure vibes so hard

[Randomness]

@sock

i’m just going to do a regular move

i’m going to restrict taitc’s movement using my pins to hopefully make the next attack easier
the pins, which i almost forgot about lmao:

I also forgot but fail

@DubiousLittleTyp0

ok time for my strongest attack yet!!!1!

banana gun draw: rapid fire!!1

@discobot roll 1d20

Unfortunately, it fails

@Unlucky

Anyways I give the next person advantage with another luck rock.
@discobot roll 1d20

Rock isn’t lucky enough

@Archenhailor

who are the 25 students? players or npcs?

npcs (and kulvir he was like my favourite character why didn’t you save him)

@Archenhailor

i should launch an attack i guess

i reuse some of the wood at the battlegrounds that missed and throw it at TAITC in one big chunk, coated with HCl to melt him and TTX, pufferfish poison

@discobot roll 1d20

It doesn’t work that well, it still does 6000 damage though due to Vow

@MrYes

Seeing as no one else wants to, I roll to distract taitc

@discobot roll 1d20

Okay here’s my issue. You rolled and failed

@sock

i send out a bright flash of light to blind taitc so i can get close to grab cynthia and teleport away

+3 so that’s 21

But you succeeded

However, as TAITC isn’t actually supposed to get over 60% right now I will take the second roll and save Cynthia.

@Unlucky

Lame. I roll to imbue @MrYes head with luck again to give him advantage on that roll
@discobot roll 1d20

He gets a really bad headache again

@DubiousLittleTyp0

I roll to dance to this absolute banger while using my curse to throw out super cool dance attacks like a dancer because I can dance and I am dancing

Good song points 9000 damage

@Archenhailor

i launch a giant barrage of wooden fragments at TAITC

@discobot roll 1d20

Fail

@Sykadelik

Anyway, Randomness I know you said you’d process later but I’m attacking now too

Singularity Barrage time

@discobot roll 1d20

2000 damage

@sanek_1

Ray hooks TAITC with a fleshy fishing rod, pulling god towards him with the power of friendship and determination and making a fish fillet

@discobot roll 1d20

Success. You halt the fight temporarily and make a fish fillet with him. Like not with him, with him. You don’t make it with him you do it with him. Everyone watches on in confusion.

[Sykadelik]

Wait how did I do 2000 damage, didn’t I miss? I rolled an 8!

[Randomness]

felt nice

[Sykadelik]

Oh okay thanks

[Randomness]

Vow of Resilience V

The battle nears its end All attacks from now on (bar TAITC’s) will deal 32x damage.

TAITC uses Desperation

All defensive spells on your side are now ineffective. You are better off attempting to out damage this mad god.

TAITC uses Binary Sword Rush

Lucky takes 6 damage, Cynthia 14, Apolo 18

TAITC uses Reflective Bolt

TAITC charges up a bolt of Glitch energy which would reflect between your allies, dealing 10 damage to everyone if it hits. Up to 5 people may roll to attempt to reflect this back onto TAITC, which will deal 15,000 damage to him. If at least 3 people roll above 10, this attack will be reflected, otherwise it will hit you all. Duved has a +3 bonus on this move.

TAITC uses Heart Impaling Spear

Calypso takes 54 damage.

TAITC ends Curse Retract

All Curses have been granted back to their original owner.

TAITC uses Glock 19

bang

lmao and it hit the only person who can’t do anything against a glock 19

Max was shot in the leg and is now bleeding out. I mean at least if he dies he won’t turn into sludge… right. Oh yeah and its an easy injury to fix for people like you.

[Sykadelik]

Reflect

@discobot roll 1d20

[discobot]

16

[Sykadelik]

How do I heal him