forum’s getting stale as a bread lately, and I’m here to add the mold into that bread.
thanks for suggesting the pairing @SomewhatUnnamed
I’m going to make this cringe until the point I feel like aa when it’s abandoned
( location: redwake lmao )
( also our main pairing here will be referred to as redwake-kun and co-captain-san!!! )
redwake-kun: watches co-captain npc from underwater
god where can I get a guy like him
co-captain-san: does cute shit uwu
redwake-kun: ok… I have decided…
inhales water
I’ll confess to him today!!!
[seconds later, redwake-kun gets out from water and see co-captain-san talking to the player]
player: muahahaha I’m making you mine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
co-captain-san: ok D:
redwake-kun: YABAI!!!
redwake-kun: WAIT FOR ME!!! CO-CAPTAIN-SAN!!!
player: now get on my ship
redwake-kun:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
co-captain-san: sniff
slaps the player’s face
player: WHAT
YOU ######################
co-captain-san: I’VE DECIDED!!!
I WON’T BE YOUR CO-CAPTAIN!!!
player: YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY CO-CAPTAIN
co-captain-san: ##########################################
redwake-kun: that’s it…
eyes turn red
grabs out 100000 micrometre blade
YOU.
player: HO?
uses power of protagonist to unleash half angle half demon form
redwake-kun: GH!!!
THAT LEGENDARY FORM…
co-captain-san: GANBATTE NE~~~~~!!! REDWAKE-KUN!!!
redwake-kun: co-co-captain-san…
co-captain-san: TAKE THIS POWER OF BEING AN AO NPC!!!
WITH THIS POWER, EVERYONE WILL WORSHIP YOU EVEN IF ONLY YOUR TOENAIL IS LEAKED!
redwake-kun: ok…
unleashes super duper god angle form
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
player: gg skill issue
unleashes his half angle hafe lemon forme
bitchslaps redwake-kun
murders co-captain-sans
kill morden
bombs entire war sea
(and in somewhere far away…)
peackeeeper: and that’s the whole arcane odyssey plot.
trigno: poggers
