Morden hate rant

what a useless piece of trash

i put in all this effort to save the world, and this buffoon on the sidelines says “I-I don’t want to fight…” DOES IT LOOK LIKE A GIVE A SHIT? YOU CAN KILL A MAN WITH ONE BLAST. SO DO IT.

god i hate him so much anyone who likes him clearly is easily manipulated, because this man child got the death curse and doesn’t even want to use it. I PRAY that whatever he did to Julius traumatized him so much that he doesn’t want to use to abilities ever again, because if he didn’t, then I’m gonna go back to Fort talos and get that dumb curse stealing sword, and drive it through his fucking chest. I could be at the chimera sea if the cabbage faced, toe-tongue, nimrod actually locked in and helped me kill everyone.

MORDEN HATERS RISE UP :fist:

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stop hating on my comfort character :pensive:
my pookie did nothing wrong

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your comfort character makes me boil with rage

Honestly, I really hope Morden dies in the Aegean See. He’s insufferable (then again, the entire main cast is :skull:) and he doesn’t deserve the curse he was given. Killing off such a powerful character would easily set up whoever killed him as a character that is an actual threat to the party. If it means Vetex gets to toss out the trash at the same time, it’s a good idea.

Morden is the embodiment of Curse Users being frauds. His power comes not from effort, skill, or knowledge, but through luck. Getting to the curse before Calvus? Luck! The curse happening to be absurdly overpowered? LUCK! All it takes to kill him is a sensing-capable (specifically, being able to mask their presence) person with a devourer.

Having the main villain of the Aegean Sea a magic-less warrior who relies on pure skill would be great - someone in their prime with many tools they can utilize to stomp down on those who would threaten the Order.

TL;DR: Morden sucks, he’s a fraud, have the aegean sea villain kill him off with a devourer.

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Big cardboard cutout that barely does a thing. And once we were to see him being him, he’s gone

changing into a different person after we get separated again for the 10282483 times we get to the main cast

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  • Gave us a lame rowboat, despite having a perfectly fine sailboat
  • Made us perform a stealth mission
  • Ran because he was too scared to fight General Argos
  • Hogged all the sick loot that Beringer dropped
  • Took a month to get to Ravenna
  • Killed several innocent miners, I have proof here
  • Literally got carried to get past Ravenna
  • Did not claim the title of World Curseweight Champion from Stone Cold General Julian
  • Metaphorically got carried to get past Forest of Masts
  • Couldn’t hide his power level from Empress Nameiforgot

Only thing he did right was potentially set us up to get first blood on a curse user, and we all know that was an accident.

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mfw i get the death curse and i don’t wanna use it for it’s one purpose

“B-But I don’t wanna kwill people!” THEN WHY DID YOUR BITCHASS TAKE THE DEATH CURSE INSTEAD OF JUST LEADING THE MC TO IT?

lowkey i think morden didn’t fight at forest of masts because he’d legit oneshot anyone there and end up killing them, he’s so strong he’s afraid of accidentally causing a massacre

he had no choice, if calvus got it he’d use it for killing more people

yeah no wonder it’s a “curse”!!! hahahahaha :rofl: fuck you

idk if i’m losing my mind but iirc there were 2 rowboats at dawn island so morden probably got his sailboat during his time at palo town

whats wrong with that he literally came along

wasn’t he sneaking through ravenna’s forces or whatever

i don’t think that was him since the miners clearly tried escaping once they saw an opportunity such as our friends blasting the place and ended up getting caught by some fodder ravenna soldiers

guys don’t forget that if morden wasn’t there for us, calvus would have absorbed the death curse and the story would end at the eternal mines

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after sameria keraxe war you will like him

this right here
I don’t get the Morden hate at all

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and blast explodes, every magic attack does actually; what if he did that and it hit us and we die?

Does nobody else see the downside of instantly killing anything hit with no way to revert it???

Like its portrayed in AO pretty poorly, but given how lost magics gave Iris the ability to cause global warming on a giant iceberg (whilst being way weaker than when we see her at Ravenna / AO being scaled down); and Calvus the giant-ass attacks he already possesses. imagine how large Death Magic is, and then bro got the curse. He’d kill everything in a 10km radius from trying to do half the stuff we want him to, us included.


Becuase of the aformentioned reasons, i feel like we should make a “Morden Rant and a call for answers regarding him” discussion, so that Vetex can rewrite the early story and make morden less of a fraud!

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People Love to judge, Fr

potential man morden

i believe in his potential but he drives me insane really. morden DO SOMETHING

First post of you making sense

Jokes aside, spit the truth indeed

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I hope Morden actually becomes useful some time soon otherwise I’ll just take the death curse for myself atp :sob:

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shadows from the grave