Suggest a new feature for the game that will instantly make you Public Enemy #1

[TheTom]

i remember writing a troll suggestion for power creep a while back, here it is pasted from that post

@TheTom

Before we start i would like to say this is a joke, dont crucify me and this isnt even a “suggestion”

Hello forum people, have you gotten annoyed with the power creep this update? well little timothy hasnt and i have proposed some new feautures to make him happy.

First of all, i propose a new scroll “Scroll of overleveling”. This scroll will increase the level of any item by 10, essentially upgrading it once, it also removes level restrictions for wearing so we level 125 peasants can use the items. It can be used 8 times bringing the level of any lv 120 item to 200!
Rarity: Same as prom acrimony

The second scroll is the “Scroll of overjeweling”. This scroll doubles the jewel slots of any item with jewel slots already, so items with 1 get 2, items with 2 get 4 and theurgist set gets 6! This is of course only usable once because i am not totally insane yet.
Rarity: 3 times as rare as a prom acrimony to account for its power

The third scroll is the “Scroll of overenchanting” this scroll will make any enchantable item have 2 enchant slots! you heard that right! any item will now be able to have 2 powerfuls, 2 brisks, and 2 of any enchant in any combination! of course only usable once.
Rarity: Also 3 times as rare as a prom acrimony.

Thank you for listening and if you really liked it you can ask me to make a part 2 for even more power creeping shenanigans!

as i said before this is a joke mods dont kill me