Hear ye, sailers! This be ye story of yer creation! Ye non filtered be A story(ies), yet here be ye convenient!
Somewhere, someplace unknown, a kid wakes up. The day was dark and dreary, the rain thundering down in sheets. What, who, why, we will never know. Just a kid and the rain, in the dark, waking. Lightning flashes can be heard in the distance, vegetation is everywhere the kid looks. The child slowly rises to it’s feet. It takes a closer look at the surroundings. Upon closer inspection, there seems to be a pathway through the vegetation. A tiny worn trail leading to somewhere. He could tell the trail was worn because of footprints left in the mud by animals and people. It must have been raining for a while. The kid eventually begins walking toward the path, immediately noticing the cut on his foot, rendering him unable to walk with one of his feet. After a few moments, the kid sees a man in the distance, he’s in ragged clothing, soaked like our hero, his black hair seemed almost reflective in the rain. He was staring down at what looked like a small, makeshift cross of some kind, with a relatively large dirt mound in front of it.
The kid walked closer and the man said “You’re finally awake”.
“Well, he didn’t make it.” He fixes a sign made of flat broken wood on the hastily crafted cross. The heavy rain makes the etched letters barely visible. “Well Tucker, at least you died free.” His mournful tears joins the indifferent downpour. However they did understand the language, the kid didn’t understand what the man was talking about, the man turned to him and said “I’m glad you’re alive”. The man continued “You don’t know who I am, do you?”. The kid shook his head slowly. “My name is Morden, and yours is Azuron. We ran away from a group trying to study us, performing experiments on us. You and I are the only survivors”. “Do you need a hug?”, Azuron asks Morden. “No,” Morden replies, “There are still important matters to see to.” “I’ll try to meet you at Redwake, we passed it while you were out, to the east from here, take Tucker’s boat,” Morden continued “Oh, and take this dagger, you’ll probably need it.” And so Azuron took the rowboat out to sea, the sun rising on the horizon, with what felt like the whole War Seas to come.
The sun was cheerfully gleaming in the sky by the time Azuron had reached the pillars that touched the sky. The rowboat drifted to a lurched stop as the oars were pulled in a desperate attempt to stop the boat.
Azuron’s rowboat glitches out and yeets them on Mount Othrys.
Azuron richochets off Mount Orthys miraculously, and after what felt like a few moments in the air, he plummeted back into the ocean near the docks of redwake, where he saw a woman cowering under a platform, presumably from the several armed individuals above her, bearing rusty old swords and crooked smiles.
Before he did anything however, he noticed he had some stat points he could use, after some thinking, he decided to invest in weapons and strength, thus turning him into a brand new warlord.
Azuron gets struck by lightning and dies and gets the “struck by lightning” badge.
Wake up… Azuron…
The rain, there’s no sound but the rain.
Azuron cracks open his eyes and groans. “Ah, so you’re finally awake.” A man is standing in front of him, clothes in rags.
“You were trying to cross the border into Skyrim, but got caught by an Imperial Pratol, same as us” continued the man. “Its a good thing logic doesn’t exist here, otherwise you would’ve died long ago.” the man says. “For thoust may have observed our surroundings be… unordinary, for this is the 6.5e+10^2th dimension, and with that being told, I challenge thou, TO A RAP BATTLE!”
Azuron, instead, bravely runs away.
Suddenly, a Lightning Magic Circle appears below him as he ran, following him while making sounds like if it’s charging up. “LOOKS LIKE IT’S JOEVER FOR YOU!” The man yells out, revealing himself to be the US President Joe Biden. “LOOKS LIKE IT’S JOEVER FOR YOU!” The man yells out, revealing himself to be the US President Joe Biden. As Azuron watches Joe stand over him, a thought crosses his mind. “It’s Joever” said Biden, as he charged up his finishing Biden Blast. “Look, chocolate chocolate chip!” yelled Azuron at the last second.
Donald Trump enters Yo, what is up? I heard someone say chocolate chip! Biden turns. “Trump,” he says, “What the hell are you doing here?” Trump responds, “That’s simple, I’m here to stop you Sleepy Joe.” “It’s over.” Trump declares, before a Promethean Fire Magic Circle appears in his hand which he now points at Joe. Promethean Fire Magic which he bought from Vetex for 20 million USD.
“Ultimate Art…”
“…Fiery Arcane Artillery Barrage!” Trump says, meanwhile Azuron just stands there, watching the chaos happen while reflecting his life decisions which led up to him being in this situation.
Trump suddenly turns and starts aiming it at Azuron instead, causing Azuron to shit himself.
Azuron starts running for his life. He gets on a boat and manages to get away safely, but then he sees the White Eyes health bar on the top of his screen. He tries to climb on his newly purchased caravel, but made the grave mistake of climbing on the tilted side of the railing, causing it to glitch out and fling him into the western Dark Sea, flying all the way to Mimhere Island.
He lands on the island with a smooth thud, he stood up, and checked his stats, he was glad he survived because he put enough stat points into magic and vitality, turning him into a Savant.
Because of this, he decided he is staying a savant, to tank more damage and to be the jack of all trades.
Something is hurtling towards him in the sky, and lands in front of him, knocking him off his feet
Azuron picks it up, realizing that it’s a scroll.
He opened the scroll, and tried to read its contents.
Inside the scroll was wrote "If you’re reading this, I’m dead. And I’ve buried all of my treasure. If you wish to find it, follow these instructions and bring a shovel.
Go to Shell Island, ontop a high cliff-" Just as that, Azuron throws the scroll back to the chaotic waters of the Dark Seas, watching as the scroll drifts away into the darkness.
Then he realized he just threw away a legendary treasure chart.
Realizing he cant respawn a docked ship, he tries to leave and rejoin the game, but the System wont let him, so he did the only think he could, he said: “Escape, R, Enter.”
And just like that, he had reset character, and respawned at Redwake, with a Pulsar scroll in his left hand.
Suddenly, a bunch of messages started appearing in his inbox, when he went to check it, it was a trade request that came from a group of mages, conjurers, paladins and warlocks. Suddenly, appears a man in a sleeveless black button-up shirt and black pants, a long red scarf wrapped around his neck. He approaches Azuron with his body language telling the poor guy to run.
As he gets close, he suddenly unfolds a piece of paper. He shows it to Azuron, which the paper contains the picture of Azuron, including his deeds and feats, with a bounty of 22,000 Galleons.
“Have you seen this person?” Asked the strange man, his other hand now holding a Poison Tooth Dagger.
“Oh yeah, I know him, he’s me.”
Then, he gets deported to Frostmill island by the Redwake CIA. Then he meets his probation officer called “Mayor Owin”.
He walks up to the mayor he ask “where are we?”
“There’s no time for that” says the mayor. “The island is melting and we need someone to help deal with whoever is causing this”.
So he looked all over Frostmill to find the problem… until he saw a burning banner on the ground. the burning Ravenna banner spreads the fire to the flammable buildings, quickly engulfing the entire town in flames and burning everyone to a crisp whilst trying to escape Iris, including Azuron.
He glitches through every single possible spawn point in game, eventually respawning at Redwake.
Relieved that he survived the catastrophic meltdown of Frostmill, Azuron takes a rest at the Red Fin.
However, he senses an armada of Navy Ships navigating through the Jaws, and realizes that he has violated the law by escaping probation.
He fends off the first fleet, but sees 15 Heavy Frigates coming in as reinforcements, which raid the island of Redwake, searching for Azuron. They capture innocent civilians, threaten the chief, and confiscate weapons in supplies to try and acquire information about Azuron. They eventually reach the Red Fin, Azuron’s hiding spot, and start investigating…
“I’m actually on top one of the spires.”
Azuron said, and somehow, luckily, all of the Navy marines immediately started to climb the Jaws’ spires, giving him a opportunity to escape. “What da hail, why are you so fast?” a marine said, with another one saying “You are so fast, you make lightning strikes look like a snail.”
BUY IT FOR ME NOW!
I don’t care if you can’t afford it
Said Azuron, to a voice in the sea breeze.
Then, Azuron decided to 1v1 a crystal iron leg user for money.
The Crystal Iron Leg user proceeded to do a rushdown on Azuron, knocking him down to the ground. The Crystal Iron Leg user would follow it up with a smash that devastated Azuron’s health, and knocked him into the air. The Crystal Iron Leg user would end the combo with a shot that finished off Azuron, causing him to lose 5000 Renown and making him respawn. The crystal iron leg user revealed itself to be none other than your average spawn-killer, bounty-hunting Azuron untill he is at 0 fame.
“Live fish reaction” Azuron puts into ‘chat’, the thing the ever larger void in his head told him exists. He then presses imaginary keys in his mind to communicate with likeminded people who also had this mental illness due to playing too much arcane odyssey.
Azuron hears a voice which proclaims, “Get back on track.”
Suddenly Azuron is flung to the stepstones and lands in front of Ren who says…
“WHY R U [demonetized]”
Azuron tries to make sense of what Ren had said but can’t because it was demonetized.
“###########” said Ren. Azuron’s quest objective updated to “Climbing the Stepstones”. Azuron senses that this will not be fun.
Navy Forces Inbound!
As Azuron climbs the stepstones, he realizes there are 6 heavy navy ketches after him and one of them has a navy commodore in it. He climbs faster, hoping he might outclimb the navy.
Suddenly, Azuron hears a voice in his head, the voice says “Roses are red”
what are roses?? Azuron thinks, while one of the navy fires a warning shot
“Walls are plaster, Azuron is fast, but the Navy is faster”
“Ultimate art…”
Azuron freezes.
“GLACIER!”
Azuron freezes literally.
Azuron is now in Palo Town, about to be executed.
“If you have any final words you may say them now.”
Azuron looks down on the crowd that gathers at his execution. Pirates, Assassins, and Navy all stood in unison, never before seen as these were warring factions in their own right. But here they stood, under a temporary truce eagerly waiting for what Azuron had to say…
Azuron begins to speak…
“N-
…”
he stays silent for a second
“NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP”
The people in the crowd breathe a sight of relief, knowing that at least one person isn’t going to scream that the “One Piece is real!”
Azuron respawns at the stepstones, now without notoriety. Looks like he needs to climb that all over again.
Azuron was in the middle of climbing when suddenly, he ignites a gunpowder barrel, sending him to the Silent Ire, where Shura was still busy fighting another person.
Due to the fact Azuron had already done this quest, he could not help the other person. Azuron dies of exhaustion and respawns back at the stepstones. After 7 days, he finally gets to the top. Azuron now respawns at Circus Island.
Azuron walks into town, only to dash off the island.
He crashes into the ocean, and falls into the mouth of a White Eyes.
As Azuron lands on the white eyes’ teeth, his FAT dumpy causes a MASSIVE shockwave which launches him back up on to the island and knocks a tooth off the white eyes.
Azuron is favoured by the gods.
Azuron sees Iris at Circus and instantly has a PTSD flashback.
Iris sees Azuron and recognizes him. Iris asks why Azuron is in Circus island.
Azuron responds with…
“I’m looking for a doctor, my cheeks ache”
Iris does not know how to respond.
New quest objective, find a doctor.
“Well, there’s a doctor down at Palo Town, if you’re willing to go back there.”
Iris, after a moment, says.
At that point, Azuron just gave up and reset character.
Iris watches in horror as Azuron implodes and deteriorates into nothingness. Azuron walks back to Iris, clueless of the spectacle he had just given.
Iris now has insanity 1.
Azuron then proceeded to give her electric-shock therapy with his lightning blasts, causing her to take damage and lose the insanity effect.
Iris asks Azuron if Azuron will help her find her father and take revenge on Ravenna.
Azuron has no idea what Iris is talking about.
Azuron responds with…
“Its all over, delete file” Are you sure?
Azuron’s favourite color is red.
Azuron presses, yes.
"Are you really sure?
Azuron presses, yes.
“Are you really really sure?”
Azuron presses yes again.
“Are you really REALLY sure?”
Azuron smashes the yes button.
“But are you like actually sure about this?”
Azuron slowly presses yes.
“But are you really-”
Azuron punches the box.
Azuron is now known as the village idiot in circus island for poking and punching air while muttering strange words such as #### and #####.
After two hours of trying, with quantified amounts of ‘really’, he did do something.
After 2 hours of Azuron screaming at air, Iris has started to become tried of his bullshit.
Azuron had decided to “help” Iris. Iris directs him to a island of evil bandits to conduct some “advanced interrogation” techniques.
After falling off 19 times trying to get on a skyship, Azuron has finally arrived at the island.
Azuron is fucking pissed.
The evil bandits had a leader, and the leader could sense Azuron, seeing they were no match for Azuron’s rage of before, they just self destructed.
For some reason, Azuron could sense that he needed to go to the Myriad library.
After getting to the library, a rather wise and large tree told Azuron, “If you’re over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!”
after being afk the entire time that the tree was talking, he got flung to Sailors Lodge by some unknown force, he slammed face-first into the wood, but because everybody was an NPC, nobody noticed the gigantic thud sound
Meanwhile…
“Potion seller, give me your strongest potion.” Morden says to a Palo Town alchemist.
“My potions are too strong for you traveler…” responds the alchemist.
Current storyline so far… (Mid season recap)
Azuron after trying to cross the border they were caught in a imperial ambush and wakes up on dawn island.
After following a worn and old trail Azuron meets Morden. Morden laments the death of Tucker, a friend of his, while Azuron forgets english. Morden explains to Azuron that they were trying to escape a group that were performing magic experiments on them. After Azuron asks if Morden needs a hug, Morden directs Azuron to Redwake, where Morden said they would meet them.
After taking a dagger from Morden, Azuron rows to Redwake, however Azuron is flung to Mount Othyrs and miraculously ricochets back to Redwake.
After getting struck by lightning, Azuron gets challenged to a rap battle by a random man.
However, Azuron runs away only for the old man to reveal himself as THE US PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN! Joe Biden, shouts “Biden Blast!” and sends Azuron flying across the island, where FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP is standing.
“Look chocolate chip!” screams Azuron, sending Trump into a blind rage.
As Donald Trump and Joe Biden fight, Azuron runs away only to be flung into Mimhere island in a series of unfortunate events, where he finds a legendary treasure chart. Azuron resets his character, and gets deported to Frostmill where he meets probation officer, “Owin”.
Owin forces Azuron to find out who is melting the island. As Azuron looks for a lead, he sees a burning banner that suddenly spreads fire across the island. Iris reveals herself as the cause, which makes Azuron die, respawning him at Redwake. After “surviving” the meltdown of Frostmill. Due to his high bounty, Azuron has (and somehow actually manages) to fend off a fleet of Heavy Frigates as a level 2 savant with no stats.
After many odd events that do not make any sense, Azuron is flung into the stepstones. After continuing the questline and getting sent to death row, Azuron finds Iris on Circus island and gives her insanity 1. After Azuron cures her insanity with some shock therapy, Azuron tries to delete his file. After 2 hours of the save file deletion menu asking if he was really sure, Azuron gives up in a fit of rage and asks Iris if she could give him something to do. Iris, sensing the rage in Azuron, sends him to a island with bandits without knowing that they were part of the organization that had captured Azuron before this adventure.
For some reason, the bandits imploded, leaving Azuron confused. Sensing he had to go to a place called the Myriad library. Azuron after arriving at the Library, wonders what is going on. The wise tree advertises a game, but Azuron falls asleep instantly. The wise tree, sensing Azurons boredom, sends Azuron across the lands which ultimately lands him in Sailors Lodge, which leaves Elius confused on how his goons randomly died, Iris asking for information about where Azuron is and what he’s doing, Ren wondering when Azuron is going to report back to him, and Neviro staring off into the distance, leading to what’s currently happening!
“Oh look, a floating island!” Morden pointed towards the air, as the alchemist looks up, he snatches the potions and resets character, forgetting his spawn point was in the dark sea.
Morden takes advantage of this, and goes and tries to find the death curse.
Despite not being at this point of the story, Morden has a feeling where the death curse is.
Iris goes to the northern jaws to farm spire bandits, enchants her vermilion bracelet to strong, and levels up, getting her HP increased to 500 and damage also increased. Neviro also joins Iris, however he’s so weak he cannot kill any bandits. While farming the bandits, she finds a Pulsar Scroll in one of the chests in the bandit camp.
Meanwhile…
Morden is trying to find the death curse. He reaches an island with a dark cave.
Morden will…
ignore the obvious black cube in the center of the cave and search around the cave for chests, eventually he finds an arcanium sealed chest with an arcanium sealed chest opener besides it, he opens the sealed chests to get ship stuff and 5 axe-slash scrolls
then he touches the cube
meanwhile at the Jaws, Redwake was under attack by Jaw pirates which are considerably weaker than the bandits, Nevrio kills them and gets a white martial arts clothing piece, being now strong enough to fight the bandits, he returns to the northen jaws, and farms the bandits with Iris.
Despite Nevrio gaining the power of 5 bandits, he still loses and has to wait 7 minutes after each bandit encounter to heal before engaging in another.
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Azuron wakes up in a bed. One of the worst naps of his life. However, Azuron does not recognize the room and heads downstairs, where he meets the owner of Sailors Lodge.
The owner just ignores Azuron.
Azuron then walks outside to get some fresh air, he sees a NPC on the dock nearly dead and decided to…
Teabag the NPC.
So he dries the person out, chop the dried body into pieces and put it in a teabag
“There! that should be around 5000 tea bags!” Azuron says,
he gets on his caravel and sails to Ravenna, preparing to scam the heck out of…
Prince Revon.
However, rotten tea bags made out of human flesh is illegal (what a shocker!). Azuron is now a criminal in a kingdom of Ravenna. He quickly runs towards Tiberia, a poor and decrepit part of Ravenna.
There is seems to be some shouting coming from an alleyway.
Azuron will now-
-Do a JoJo reference… RUN AWAY!!!.. the shouting still seems to follow him.
Then he goes on Mount Ceaser and found out that the shouting was Morden…
Quick flashback!
Morden touches the death curse, absorbing it and gaining its power.
Morden leaves the cave in which he had found the curse and upon getting on his sailboat, remembers the words of Beringer and sets sail for Ravenna. He hopes that going to Ravenna might provide clues on the identity and whereabouts of another high ranking member of the Order of Aesir. Suddenly lightning strikes the front of his Sailboat, splashing a a small amount of seawater on Morden. It burns Morden’s face as he quickly wipes away the seawater on his face using a dry towel he had on his boat. Morden quickly realizes that he is caught in a storm.
However a bolt of lightning strikes Morden, drying him and causing him to be flung into the Bronze Sea, where he lands in Tiberia. Morden hears some sounds coming from a alleyway, and goes to investigate.
As Morden is eavesdropping, he realizes that the people talking seem to be some bandits and… soldiers of the Bronze Legion? Morden panics but until he hears that both sides are making a deal for a person called “Mayor Tily” to be released. After a while a deal is struck and Morden nearly has a heart attack when 30 Bronze Legion soldiers walk past him, thankfully with none of them noticing him. Morden walks out of the shadows and asks what those bandits are doing with this Tily person. After the bandits ask him who he is, he tells them his name. The bandits freeze and one of them asks why the person who had blown up Fort Talos is here. (Azuron skipped Fort Talos and never met Morden in sailor’s lodge in this timeline.) Morden quickly asks for a place to hide and the bandits relucently tell him of Mount Ceaser.
Morden while running out of the alleyway, sees Azuron and calls him. Azuron runs away, faster than someone who drank a T5 Agility potion. Morden chases after Azuron and after catching up to Azuron, tries to catch his breath.
End of Flashback!
As Morden tries to catch his breath he is instantly knocked out by someone.
Enter Lady Carina.
Lady Carina then attacks Azuron who dodges.
Azuron stands still, and Lady Carina is confused why he isn’t attacking her, then she sees the chat box where Azuron says “/summon …”
“/summon vetex spirit”
Vetex comes out of the command as a body of aether lightning magic…
Vetex rolls a performance check to cast: “Wrath of the Gods!”
Natural 1!
Vetex misses.
Carina knocks Azuron out.
Azuron, along with Morden, wakes up in jailbreak prison.
At this point, Azuron just gave up on playing games, and told Morden to stand next to him
“/summon forcefield 3m”
“/give Azuron exp 1.000.000”
“/kill @e 100m”
After hearing rumors that Azuron was arrested for trying to sell dried human flesh to Prince Revon, Neviro and Iris prepare to sneak into the jail to free Azuron.
Iris bursts open the cell, only to watch as Azuron disappears and reappears after a minute.
Azuron doesn’t have admin commands. However…
“Ultimate Art: Synaps*X!”
Azuron is now level 125 from killing every NPC that is not on Ravenna. (Why? Plot.)
Now to fight Calvus!
Turns out Calvus slipped and feel into crate filled with copper and was sent to Mimhere island while he was unconscious.
So Azuron went after Calvus and an battle ensued on Mimhere island.
“King Calvus! Your evil deeds end here!” Screamed Azuron.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AND WHEN DID I GET HERE” shouted King Calvus XIV, Emperor of the Ravenna Realm, Doer of evil, Wielder of Aether, Grandfather was significantly more overpowered than him, Champion of the Undersea, Mayor of a small town in the dark seas somewhere, Powerful, Tyrant, Demon, Emperor of the Sea, Monarch of the Sea, Guardian of the Sea, Savior, Hero, Villain, 89th President of the United States.
Azuron readies his… Blade? Hands? Magic? What class is he anyways?
Azuron readies everything he owns as well as his lightning magic.
Azuron charged a blast and gets flashbacks for some reason.
he remembers standing against Theos the War phoenix and realizes he is Durza. After AA got hacked, his soul is transported to the player Azuron.
Suddenly, he completely forgets this because thats kinda more goofy than that one time Azuron saw former US president Donald Trump battle current US president Joe Biden.
Speaking of US Presidents…
FORMER UNITED STATES PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP JUMPS DOWN FROM THE SKY WITH A LOUD THUD!
(HOLY SHIT!!!)
“It’s time for a rematch, sleepy joe.” says Donald Trump.
SUDDENLY CALVUS REVEALS HIMSELF AS JOE FUCKING BIDEN, PRESIDENT OF THE USA.
“I see you survived my Biden Blast 
Donald.” says Joe Biden, Emperor of the Ravenna Realm.
Donald uses money curse and throws bank building into Joe.
“Take that sleepy Joe! My special move! Donald Destruction!” Screams Donald Trump.
“You have gotten stronger!” Shouts Joe Biden. “However…”
“Ultimate Art: Biden Blasts!”
Dust covers Mimhere island as multiple explosions are heard.
When the dust clouds clear, Donald Trump is bent over, inside of a crater as Joe Biden stands over him.
“It’s Joever.”
