what the hell? there’s a shoreline?
my
my boat isn’t here.
WHERE IS MY BOOOAT
i can’t just fall down on each side either because then i might just plunge into the water and what then
honestly those like 7 dark chests aren’t worth it i’m just leaving when i get my boat back
I FOUND
MY BOAT.
i miiiight get into an area where i could climb up and grab the shits but idrk
yeah im just leaving
it’s a shame that that was the only island with actually good loot aside from siren islands but better safe than sorry ig
oh fuck ONE OF MY CREW DIED WHILE I WAS GONE
i’m never getting true captain smh
i had like 25 dark sealeds, so i could’ve had over thirty, but hey i got a shitton of normal chests too
guys i think it happened again
i just left
Repairs from sinking ships is percentage based, not to mention you can rarely find cargo in the dark sea by following ghost ships. The cargo isn’t really worth it but you can definitely heal a lot more health from fighting atlantean ships if your ship has more health.
Yes I am biased, but at least I don’t even have to repair my ship until after I return
went to the dark sea again and ended up dying to one siren because AO’s aiming is bullshit
“oh, your cursor is DIRECTLY on your enemy? how about it just BARELY misses them? oh, you can actually hit them? too bad they flew away RIGHT as your projectile was approaching them! oh, you’re a low health build? good thing it’s a fucking mage!!!”
fuck you. when the hell are they adding agility-defense shit? glass cannons suck ass
and why the hell was the lag so jittery? god damn i should stay away from the dark sea until the update, i don’t wanna waste my time here
in fact how the fuck are you even supposed to fight sirens if you’re a berserker or something, you’re working off of shot and maybe axe slash alone
magically crash into em
"ooOOOhh jawa warship sails are actually really good because they’re fast OH THEN WHY DO ATLANTEAN BRIGS FUCKING EXIST
every single FUCKING TIME I GO INTO THE DARK SEA NOW IT’S NOTHING BUT DISAPPOINTMENT
FUCK
I HATE THIS
IT DIDN’T EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING DARK SEA MUSIC I JUST HEAR THE MORTAR WHILE I’M GEARING UP TO FIGHT THE SIRENS AND BOOM I GET RAMMED
and i can’t even fight back BECAUSE NOW I’M TOO SLOW AND I CAN’T EVEN GET IN TO DO DAMAGE
THE DARK SEA IS ASS
yeah jawa go ahead and finally get some good fucking loot TOO BAD IT TAKES FOR-FUCKING-EVER TO GET TO THE RANGE YOU EVEN WANNA BE IN
oh you failed once? hope you enjoy going all the way back just to even fucking START LOOTING THE PLACE
REDUCE THE FUCKING DISTANCE TO INSANITY ONE, VETEX! NO ONE’S USING INSANITY 0 ON A BRIG ANYWAY
oh, great, now i have to repair my fucking boat
OH! AND THERE’S A PING SPIKE THE MOMENT I PULL UP TO SANDFALL ISLE!
wonderful! amazing!
FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME
umm
uhh
are you ok?
do you have insanity 6
irl?