TheWhiteJawa's Rant Thread

i am SICK and TIRED of having this BULLSHIT fuck me in the ass EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO OUT ON THIS SLOT
“jawa, agility’s good! trust me, it’s worth having okay power and no fucking health whatsoever if you don’t have perfect jewelcrafting!”
“jawa, warship hull is ass! try sails instead!”
“jawa, why weren’t you just more alert when you were there?”
I HATE ALL OF YOU


hey jawa
can you search up “mental hospital near me”
and travel to the nearest one?

hey krakking could you shut your mouth before i krak you

anyway i’m just gearing up in titanium armor next time i go there, and i’m getting an actual fucking ram, too, fuck you, plasma

titanium armor :skull:

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just get sunken/cernyx
skill issue
also just get hammerhead ram
(not like i have one)

“just get sunken”

just fish around 10k or smth
youll get a full set by then
skill issue ig :person_shrugging:

“just spend 10 hours doing tedious shit”

i wasnt being sarcastic.

new enemy discovered

jawa’s mental state slowly deteriorating

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Jawa you should watch Evangelion I heard it really improves your mental health…

who told you this? why are you running agi in dark sea at the cost of dmg-def stats??
i run agi but not as a main stat. it’s useful, it can help in fights, but i really really prefer defense in dark sea

I don’t think I’ve seen a man sulk harder over making bad decisions than you

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i’m getting cooked

Man rant(s) are insane
Balancing team when they make a new formulae that rewards high investment but then nerfs it:


Honeslty with the horizontal nerf just run ~ 100 agiltiy and call it a day
I’d recommend 1 hasty enchant and 10 lapis gems

trust me when i tell you it needs it

balancing team when the solution is to nerf how much of a stat you can gain (they’ll die from an allergic reaction if stat gain is nerfed)

vetex.
WHY DID MY ANIMS BREAK WHEN I WENT TO PRISON.
I DIED TO A LIGHT CONJURER.
NOT A LIGHTNING-WATER MAGE.
A LIGHT CONJURER.
WHY ARE MY ANIMS BROKEN, VETEX?

What if you wanted SOMETHING in AO to function smoothly for five minutes

But Vetex Said: :spaghetti: