Close! I’m not gonna correct you, I’m an enigma to you heathens.
at least i was close 
Yeah I wasnt expecting him to beat the allegations either, seems Im still right
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He never made me feel that way when I dated him.
Okay I’ll stop-
alright buddy pack it up 
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I am sorry but that was clever, admit it. I’m a genius.
buhhh zinga!
I imagine you have the voice of Toad after 35 years of smoking 6 packs of cigarettes a day.
I hope you get that voice.
ive never smoked a day in my life
how would i get that voice
Ion’t trust what he says fully yet so I’m not going straight to
HE’S A DIDDY DISCIPLE
or
HE’S INNOCENT
Simplify please.
TLDR: “It was just a prank bro” no the hell it wasn’t
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yall think plums and apples are good, clearly havent had calabash
Deepwoken reference???
I am aware of what a calabash is I’m just shitposting
i dont care
I’m gonna cala BASH your skull in if you post that Wikipedia page one more time
Damn midtorch defense has more holes in it than Russia border guard