“Did he seem evil” is such a funny fucking line
"Yeah I know you just told me you killed our King that has been deceased for 2 centuries… But did he seem evil tho??? "
Only somebody who knows every detail would say this shit.
“hmmm, perhaps was he EVIL?” “duh, yeah bro”
“maybe did a dark wizard with a nigh-unlearnable power break in and revive him?”
“why tf would that happen?”
Also imagine having your civilization saved from a possessed weirdo and then saying “thanks can you help my buddy too tho it’s really dusty or something”
Theory: Reese is actually Hades in disguise…
Oh my fucking god it’s so much worse than I thought
“Yeah he seemed evil”
“Hmm it must’ve been a dark wizard who broke into there and used dead revival magic (that i dont know exists) to revive him and give him his curse back, I don’t know for sure but if I had to guess his name would probably be durza and hed probably be a rival to theos, you should go to the sky island to figure out more about this hypothetical dark wizard that I have no confirmation actually exists”
“Ok”
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Reminds me of my favorite dialogue.
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also can we just talk about how the PK, some amnesiac prodigy with the knowledge of a 3 year old just accepts the fact sky islands exist?
The PK despite having NO idea where they are just accepts that some geyser is capable of launching them into a SKY ISLAND where people use mfing ROLLER SCATES to fly across said sky islands…
guh???
Pk would just believe anything that anyone tells them atp
It’s not like bro would have any memories of a world that has land at all. Why would sky islands be more outlandish than water islands?
" You want me to fight a primordial being that has absorbed hundreds if not thousands of individuals’ life forces and magics, and is responsible for destroying the world, leaving the 20% of humanity remaining from his destruction to live in a world where 90% of it is a wasteland?? Sure thing!!! "
After beating ramses they’re just like “alright sure why not that might as well be a thing sure sky islands exist yup that’s whatever oh look i can fly now cool that’s fine, oh you want me to commit genocide on oblitesco theos? You fucking got it!”
If I woke up on an island with a man who looks, speaks, and acts like a god, and seven deranged lunatics, and this god man told me that the world is in shambles and he wants me to come and help, and I’d been getting introduced to like 90 new concepts per minute, I’d probably just go with the flow too.
he isn’t gonna date you
What if Argestes never threw his tornado at Theos???
Someone should definitely write this, but the main points Im sure of are:
→ Theos never crashes, keeps his Crew
→ Theos never finds the PK, but I’m sure the PK would be fine regardless
→ Verdies is never launched into the Sky Islands, so likely comes out of his clash with Trigno just severely beaten
→ Maura kills the rest of Doom Island (RIP Davy Jones)
→ Ramses is still likely taken care of, his power level is only 15,900 there are several Characters in the Sea who could have beat him
→ Verdies never joins the AG
→ Kraken is never challenged
I know for a fact the average first time aa player had to heal at theos’s campfire for a bit, they get soloed by the crazy wizards
Yeah but the PK has the greatest magic potential in the AU, so I’m sure they’d come out with only a few injuries.
No idea how’d they would escape Newgrounds Island though.
Also Angel revives an Undead Wrathful Morock, and Durza ultimately wins… Not a very good timeline tbf…
Shoutout to Argestes, him being a stupid old man really saved millions of lives
PK had luck, so did Theos. AO Player has the greatest raw potential.
NGL I’m pretty sure if cursebeard didnt have as many allies in the war he wouldn’t have let himself die. At the very least he’s gonna beat the shit out of the dude destroying the world first, not even he is selfish enough to let durza guaranteed win the war
Hell no dawg 
The AO MC’s feats are so much lesser to the PK’s
And No, the PK 1000% has more potential, they’ve literally been increasing their potential for 800 years.