A poem towards Apocalypse Bringer

Now be warned I am not a poet so this will by all standards be terrible and regretful. It’ll just basically be a rhyming love letter. I’m also writing a majority of this while tired so yeah.

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Calamity, famine, plague, and love
My apocalypse bringer has all the above
Chaotic, destructive, and unstable
I cannot wait until I am able
to get my hands ahold of this magnificent creation
the forgotten power to crumble a mighty nation
There is beauty in the flames, the screams of the innocent fills the skies
There is a tremor in the earth, the innocent have met their demise
A primal disaster that can be summoned with a spell
My love for this disastrous magic is known well
For decades, centuries, it’s effects will linger
Oh how I love the Apocalypse Bringer.

and done

I know it’s crap but hopefully whoever is reading this enjoyed it. As I said before I am not a poet and if I actually tried I could have made it a pattern, made each line the same amount of syllables, or anything else to make it better. As my 3rd grade math teacher once said, you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.

K time to make another Topic

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Also as to why this is in Off-topic and not General Writing is because I just don’t think this is good enough for that. My poem would taint the integrity of that catagory.

This isn’t as good as the japanese rom com but it’s still hilarious


“I’m so excited about Apocalypse Bringer to come to WoM in a couple years time that I wrote a song about it~”

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Is that from Shrek? Not sure, I am uncultured.

Nah
it’s the Dr. T memes that you see everywhere

You really love bringer huh

Understatement of the millennia

a perfect summery of 2020.

this is probably the best poem that’s on here ngl

same