I accidently break my pencil and I got 1 crown fine smh
you forgot rape.
you god damn ape 
think about all the people who accidentally scuffed the carpet then got put into crippling debt by the magic council
I am very sorry for a necro, but thereâs so much stuff in here that is worth discussing, especially considering most of the links are dead. I have multiple questions, as so many of these I have never heard of, nor have any info on. And it would be especially good if someone still got the links. This is pretty damn interesting, even though most of it are probably just jokes or crack-head theories.
For context n stuff VERY long
Tier 1 iceberg:
Ancient language = Just the arcane language, magic circles, statues and such, most of it has been decoded in certain groups
Dragon Skull and Skeleton at iron port = Very close to IronPort are those two things, you can still find them if you havenât already
Data erase = Happened on occasion a couple months back, I think itâs patched (maybeeee? hopefullyyyyy)
Moai Head = Just like the skeleton, a area on the map near the big boi mountain, a small handful praised it as a deity prior (I still do)
Mal and Donk = Interesting one, Mal was the greatest troller before he got banned on the forum, (he asked for things such as, tickle magic, and the obese bar) and people started to think that he and Donk were the same person, ironically the person who posted this was actually the real person behind Donk (So Donk, Tron, and WAX are all the same person, WAX eventually left the forum and is still praised as a god in certain circles ( I too praise WAX 
still)
Noble winnin = Noble was a famous guild in the last game AA, and their catchphrase include noble winning and your tears increase our damage
Tier 2 this is getting long
Mods autofishing = Using strange advanced macroing (that I am too stupid to explain) you could fish 24/7 (patched), people believed this was cheating and when it was revealed the mods also did this people found it hilarious.
Guillotine silent tower = Self explanatory
Corrupt magic council = First started when Jumbo (theory maker who opened my eyes) showed that the magic council controlled the magius news and it all popped off from there
White eyes = Infamous shark in AA
Noble is losing = Opposite of noble is winnin
Bursting enchantment = Srtolertus a artist and (I believe could be wrong) mod for some strange reason seems to attract bursting enchantment like honey and flies and is tormented by it, thus the bursting enchantment curse
Duping exploit = Before it was patched you could dupe items
Phillip clayâs lost papers = How do npcâs keep on losing their stuff every 5 seconds
Tier 3 lads, my fingers hurt
Tickle magic = Mal things
11 and 7 = Posted by lore maker Tech and supposedly has implications on the lore
Monkey magic meta = WAX suggested Monkey magic
Future inventory wipe = Speculated but thankfully never happened
Itâs all a dream = Jumbo theory that the main character is just dreaming Wom
Neutral guilds = Suggestion from people who didnât want to be good or bad
Adventure story platformer= A bigger brained person can explain cause I have no hocking clue, forgive me
King David is Dead = My small brain canât take this info
Final tier, I am free
Vetex is Mal = type in vetex is mal, in the search bar
Enslavement = Either a crackhead theory, or something I donât know
Catching rate = Something about the sunken catch rate fluctuating like heck when it first released
Secret society = Most likely a crackhead theory
The ai are sentient = Hopefully a crackhead theory as well (if it isnât, then hack)
Magius news run by magic council = A couple tiers up
Jumboâs Theories are all right = Self explanatory, read his theories if you have the time they are rather funny, I mean completely accurate.
IâM FREEEEEEEEEEE
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where the heck have you been man
uh i dont remember this.
The outside world, until I realized it sucks as many say, and am now here
You left so much shit unexplained, and yet, Iâm still satisfied. Kind of wish some of this stuff were archived though, because some of these appear to be lost, like all the Jimbo crackhead theories or the Mal antics
I think srtolertus made a small art about his hate for it but could be wrong
nah i dont remember that.
Funny thing, I remember once I was talking to NPCs in either ironport or castlevania, and one of them told me âDo you just like talking to random people? Weirdo.â I think I have a screne-shot of it but IDK where it is
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Wait how did I confuse srtolertus and shreek, god Iâm a idiot
what about my involvement in this though
You see, my brain is hecking tiny
Reminds me of this post:
Glad to see you have been doing well, are have gone clinically insane