Epic forum quotables

[Unlucky]

because… Branch is a good artist???

[wmdrayal]

@ThatAsianInTheCorner

will tear your intestines out and use it as a condom to skullfuck you with like a fucked up haggis

[TheTom]

What the hell

[Akrix]

[Akrix]

@OneAndOnlyFrancis

Out of the magics, I think being attacked with either acid or sand would be the most painful.

Why sand? Well because with enough strength, sand can eat into your skin and slowly wither it away. It can get into your eyes, blind you but it just get stuck in there, you can’t get it out all that fast. Sure, you can close your eyes, but is it any help when you’re in battle? What about when the sand starts eating through your eyelids? Your actual eyeballs???

Based

[Crusade]

@Flayire

Now here me out, all of your pfps are MID. Including mine so there is no arguing here. However, here is my opinion.

My friend, the asshole here named Asianinthecorner has possibly the most sexist profile picture and is explained here:

Look at there other pfp as well, a definition of perfection.

a truly 9/10 profile picture that asian has.

@Flayire

[Akrix]

@ItsNotMe

Ok everyone say hi to Timmy and Jimmy my 2 little pets

Timmy is the one on left. Helikes to sometimes lay on his back.

Jimmy is on right and as you can see he saw something interesting nearby.

I was taking care of Timmy since he was size of normal shark while Jimmy was found in really bad condition after fight with heavy navy ketch he managed to damage. Since then I was taking care of them and had problems with finding food to feed them.

So anyway it was short story how I became proud owner of 2 adult White Eyes. I hope you all liked it and see you soon!

(Dont even ask me why I writed all of that based on 1 picture i found on discord)

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[UraMthe]

having 2 white eyes as pets sounds like a good idea

[DubiousLittleTyp0]

what does this even mean

[Shellseawing]

ah yes memories hurt Taitc more than anything else.

[Akrix]

[wmdrayal]

@Bio

I will keep loving humanity until they accept me

epic doesnt have to be bad, no?

[Akrix]

Full thread

[OneAndOnlyFrancis]

Robotastic

[wmdrayal]

@Pingumann

it’s a horrible fucking idea and i will castrate vetex if he ever so thinks of adding something like this

[wmdrayal]

@ItsNotMe

We gonna commit crimes that even Arthur The Cursebeard didnt dream about

[Bio]

@DubiousLittleTyp0

“Uhm actually my fart curse triumphs your STD curse because I can control the fart particles to go into your brain and make you fart until you die”

Yup

[wmdrayal]

@DubiousLittleTyp0 i take back what i said whats wrong with you

[wmdrayal]

@Crystalys

WHO FUCKING DID IT

@GlitchingEclipse

honestly I think maigic isnt that bad for humanity, everyone’s a good person right? :))

YOU

YOUR CORPSE WILL BE UNRECOGNIZABLE

[Saiju]

@Surreaiistic

Let’s make a comparison, for example, I (Durza) am being chased by a police car (Theos). I fear for my life, so I use my ultimate move (going 60 in a school zone). I accidentally plow through thirteen kindergarteners (80% of the Arcane population) to get away. I am not evil for running over the children, I only intended to escape from the police.

I think it’d be criminal not to put this here. lmao