Epic forum quotables

[Retribution]

I’m back from my exile from this chat.

The GREASY GRIPPERS

I will grip your dog, I will grip your mom, I will grip your father, I will grip your friends, I will grip YOU

[OOFUS]

I have no regrets
I will not apologize

[TheTom]

What is the most underappreciated thing in AO

feet

[opticalcord]

@Bluemin_Night

Atlantean feets in my BIO

yes or no

[opticalcord]

yo I was beaten nvmm

[TheTom]

Optical lore

[Bluemin_Night]

Feel free to check my Onlyfins

where you can see the most amazing fish pics as long you pay me $5

[opticalcord]

tf no

[ImaLettuce]

Mirage's doodle thread

I aint gonna lie, knowing the forums, thats gotta be at LEAST one persons kink

[beefybuffoon]

broke?

[NickyZ1]

broke ass

[opticalcord]

I wouldn’t even if it was free

[MrYes]

@GhostlySickle

let’s not turn this into the science of twink genetics i am not ready for that conversation

I’ll take sentences never written anywhere else for 500

[Mirage]

none of these words were in the bible

[Retribution]

me when “not”, “turn”, “this”, “into”, “the”, “of”, “I” “am” “ready” “for” and “that” are in fact in the Bible:

[Bio]

@emperor_sway

In my experience, PvEers play for the earned power fantasy, not the challenge, while PvPers enjoy the challenge of fighting someone of equal power.
When a PvPer nukes a PvEer, their power fantasy is shattered. All their preparation, farming, armor, weapons, abilities, and PvE experience are worthless against a player. Their experience is ruined and they are no longer having fun in the digital simulation that they joined to escape reality. The only thing they can do to try to salvage the situation is run, because if they escape, they can congratulate themselves on the success and pretend that they are still a main character.
If they try to fight, they lose, for a multitude of reasons, and their power fantasy is irrecoverable.

Now people will laugh because of the negative connotation of a power fantasy, but it’s just as ridiculous yet fulfilling as ‘fighting’ other people in a lego fantasy video game. Not all people enjoy challenges, and not all people enjoy ease.

Peak take on PVE and PVP situation

[JollyBread]

@Mirage

sHITTING GLASS RN

[gre3ncell]

That must hurt

[manyamongthem]

is the golden watermelon reality worthy? very much so

Reminders for AO (Part 4)

THE GOLDEN WATERMELON THE GOLDEN WATERMELON IS REAL cobggratualtion @Maple you’re a prophet

[WarmWater]

What do you think about Optical

You are a worthless, bitch ass forummer. Your life literally is as valuable as a Ravenna ensign. I’m just gonna stomp you and you’re gonna keep coming back, I’m gonna seal up all my cracks, you’re gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the galleons. You worthless bitch ass atlantean. You gonna stay in the mines of Ravenna until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on forums getting dogged on daily. Your purpose in life is to be in the bronze sea get…