Epic forum quotables

[NickyZ1]

Its your fate

@alive_d

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you’ll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake “tfw no gf” every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you’re a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[Retribution]

@Gamehero14

You necro this one more time you barnacle-sucking, flee-ridden, tryharding, bounty-hunting, siren-simping, Ravenna-terrorist-supporter—and I will bash your skull in with Argos’s helmet, strangle you with a fricking siren top, and feed you to a white eyes. Do I make myself clear?

[TheTom]

@Darkshadow56556

have the whole server destroying her

what a weird choice of words

[Darkshadow56556]

LMAO i should probably think about these things before i say them huh

[wheatwhole]

@NineBangerz

You are a worthless, bitch ass forummer. Your life literally is as valuable as a Ravenna ensign. I’m just gonna stomp you and you’re gonna keep coming back, I’m gonna seal up all my cracks, you’re gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the galleons. You worthless bitch ass atlantean.

You gonna stay in the mines of Ravenna until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on forums getting dogged on daily. Your purpose in life is to be in the bronze sea getting ganked daily.

Your magic is WEAK. You have ZERO renown. You should jump off the stepstones NOW.

And give some other forummer a space to reply, to post, in this sped echo chamber of a community that’s been saturated by dogshit content and horny teens so we can enjoy this niche roblox RPG forum.

damn

[NickyZ1]

warm water already posted that

[fartman1314]

@DubiousLittleTyp0

dyers in AO fr the equivalent of those fancy restaurants that charge you like 200$ USD for a small little plate with a pathetically tiny scoop of tuna seasoned with ordinary salt and some olive oil drizzled on it decorated with random ass herbs you can find at safeway

dycane odyessdye

[hanmbi]

@saftfuchs

Being punished for getting into many fights is a deepwoken thing not an AO thing.

lol.

[NickyZ1]

what

@64arc

i need a metal imbued cock

what

[ImaLettuce]

Nimbus sea is probably going to be a pvp hellhole on release

I mean the story mission is called the ambush, maybe it’s another player ganking us for renown?

[ImaLettuce]

Cursed WoMents/Arcane Oddities

Ah yes, Lettuce Technique: Lorax Surrealism

[fartman1314]

@Gamer_Doge716

Who’s ready to smash that nimbussy?

[hanmbi]

thats what she said-

[NickyZ1]

the second maria thrist posting was by @dreamkeeper
welcome to our club

@Dreamkeeper

if you’re asking why I’m soaked it’s cause she’s hot

[opticalcord]

@WaterisnotDrink

your probably thinking"this doesnt make any sense what would weapon/gear levels have to do with our weapon/gears levels,and yes it doesnt make sense

purpose of this post is to make himself feel better anyways

[SoupSnakeSal]

Can we get a W for the Tanning update

now i can be like mickle jacksen but reverse

[fartman1314]

@TheEvilReeve

Return of anal the sailor?!?!

erm

[Dreamkeeper]

Nyah~~~-~~~

hewwo fowums uwu i awm ywour fweindwy neiwborhwood catgirl ~nyah!! owo pwease go easwy on me ~nyah, it’s mwy fiwrst time awa [72de89ec87e77ffa1698a2391e965a66]

[beefybuffoon]

@windvortex5494

Camp on the top of the ship then fuck her raw

what?

[wmdrayal]

@Dreamkeeper

SAVANT GAMING RAH!!!
WE AIN’T GETTING LOST MAGIC UNTIL LVL 600 RAH!!!
IT’S THE PLANNED END GAME LEVEL CAP

FUCK WARRIOR WEAPONS RAH
GIVE OLD/IRON WEAPONS 5 MOVES TOO OR NO BALLS

RAH I LOVE DOING RANDOM COMBOS WITH SAVANT ( IF I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING SURE AS SHIT MY OPPONENT ISN’T)

(Yes, dearest forum, this is a complete sentence)